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Rory Gallagher

Corruption Table

1 Lac = 1 Peti
1 Crore = 1 Khoka
500 Crore = 1 Koda
1,000 Crore = 1 Radia
10,000 Crore = 1 Kalmadi
100,000 Crore = 1 Raja
10 KALMADI + 1 RAJA = 1 SHARAD PAWAR
10 SHARAD PAWAR = 1 Madam

Inglourious Basterds: The Aussie Cricket Team

Q. What do you call an Australian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. Why are Australian cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.

They have stopped drinking wine down under, because..............they haven't got any openers left!

"The final two days at Adelaide, we were assured, was when we would find out what this Australian team was made of. The results are not yet back from the lab, but it seems to be some sort of gooey, soft-centred material that melts rapidly when heat is applied, is easily removed from flat surfaces, does not bounce or spin and which stinks to high heaven." (source: Sydney Morning Herald)

Inglourious Basterds: The Aussie Cricket Team

A bloke walks into a house of ill fame and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that," he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket shirt."

Inglourious Basterds: The Aussie Cricket Team

The Judge asks the little girl, “Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?”
Little Girl: “No, my mummy beats me.”
Judge: “Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.”
Little Girl: “No, my daddy beats me too.”
Judge: “Well then, who do you want to live with?”
Little Girl: “I want to live with Aussie Cricket team for they don’t beat anybody!!!”

The S & M Couple (Sonia & Manmohan)

Manmohan Singh: "i know nothing of the 2G scam. the only 2G i know of are Sonia G and Rahul G".